I'm doing it!

For two days now i haven't smoked or eaten sugar or bread..(that's bread Bread, BREAD, lovely sour dough bread, toasted bagels, granary bread, crumpets, muffins, dirty white bread, Bread, BREAD)
..or potatoes, as in chips, roast potatoes...(i can't even type roast potatoes without needing one of those spit suckers they have in the dentist)
....and as for the exercise...
i have done an hour of yoga each day and had both my 20 minute runs (on a treadmill..sounded like a herd of bison were in the room..nearly fell off it when i tried to turn Nelly Fertado's Maneater up on the ipod)...but didn't die so that was a bonus-what i hadn't factored in is that i can't now move...it hurt to pick up my lap top to type this....a stenner stairlift would wipe the floor with me going upstairs and there would be no hope of me getting downstairs again without somesort of gurney......and because i have had two days of food denial and exercise when i look in the mirror i expect to be thin, and taut and really rather hot.......but i'm not...I'm fat... fat as a town..that town being Tokyo...and i don't look hot..i look a bit mental because i really want a cigarette and i've had two brandies because the only way i can combat this change of lifestyle is to remain pleasantly pissed at all times....

only another 363 days to go...

bollocks